Earthlings: Ugly Bags of Mostly Water

Earthlings DVD Cover
The movie Earthlings - Ugly Bags of Mostly Water is a documentary about the life of members of the Klingon Language Institute, partially recorded during the 10th qep'a' in 2003. The movie was directed by Alexandre O. Philippe and produced by Steve Williams. It's 70 minutes long(1). The movie had its international debut at the Cannes Film Market, May 12 - 23, 2004.

The name of the movie is based on an expression form Star Trek - The Motion Picture, where an alien race described people as "ugly bags of mostly water".


On August 1, 2003, 33 people celebrate the 10th qep'a'. The comical documentary, Earthlings: Ugly Bags of Mostly Water, captures the life, passions and quirks of the members of the Klingon Language Institute. Interviews of KLI members, i.e. linguists, psychologists, Star Trek fans and steadfast individualists, reveal the intellectual, fraternal, liberating and no-nonsense, direct qualities they enjoy within the constructed-from-pop-culture Klingon language. From Louise Whitty, who becomes fascinated with the language from her interest in Star Trek boots (and then fabricates and sells them) to a Paintball King who shouts strategic, military movements in the Klingon tongue, Earthlings examines the interplay between culture and language, communication and emotion, and the rather delicate line between reality and fiction.

Produced within a visually interesting and texture-filled, Sci-Fi style setting, Earthlings might be categorized as a Picture Show, a highly-stylized subjective documentary that emphasizes specific narrative strands and takes liberty with the tone, pacing and composition for comic effect. This is not a Trekkies (1994) imitator, but instead an entertaining view of an intellectual (and not-so-intellectual) endeavor to sort out and to explore humans and language, and the definitions of success and failure.




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